I just think when something istalked about and when you seerepresentatives of whatever the subjectis it demystifies it. One photo shows David sitting in a chair leaning on his white Gibson guitar, while Iman is laid back on a bed* Ellen Degeneres: (02:51) You dont know why someones going slow. There are a lot of children that it would impact a lot of kids would be helped by that, you know, and [crowd cheers and clap] Its not just actorsand actresses. The best shoe for you to wear is a cowboyboot. We wanna grow, we wanna feel good about ourselves we wanna feel proud of who we are Were all the same. Your email address will not be published. Were all on our own individual path. Thats good. Comedian and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been in the spotlight for decades. Yeah, we never had a vaccination, never had But they even kept, like,medicine I didnt know anything about medicine. Ellen Degeneres: (07:49) Like everyone has a fear everyones scared of something. Yeah, thats very clever and very fresh, and.. Well, thats wonderful hearing thatfrom you. You know. Ellen Degeneres gave a virtual graduation speech from her home, congratulating the class of 2020. Actress Lea Thompson, who is perhaps best . You know what I mean You know what I mean, yeah. There was a woman trying to get on theplane with a peacock the other day. Top-rated television show host and New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres was the keynote speaker at Tulane University's 2009 Commencement. Happy birthday And I can only imagine the fires that she mightve had to put out to put parents at ease and also know that I didnt have any training coming into it, but I appreciate whatever the potential this she saw in me was. And you know, I went through a depression and people made fun of me and people were writingarticles about me, dissecting the wholeprocess and why I did it and that Ishouldnt have done it and you know, it was just a really tough thing. Libary Really? No, I mean it, its good material. I will, yeah. Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) I sure do like her. Yeah, so, starting season 16 this year and now [crowd cheers and claps] So, it turns out theyll watch a lesbian during the day. I make that statement, six years later, this happens. I had no job, I had no car, no money. You wont throw it away, cause what if someone finds it and opens something? She took a chance on me. Jesus broke bread. A source told the Daily Mail, who reported the news early Wednesday, that "Ellen knows her time is up . You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. And my dad told me to know the truthand I said: Well the truth is My bone is exposing its material-self to the material world. Through her show, she brings her humor and talent for tackling topical issues into viewers' lives with her distinctive style . I just danced as a joke. [claps] Portia and I took a picture and this guy photobombed us back there. I dont think she did. Theyre still listing the side effects. Its down the hall pass the Medal of Freedom, pass the Emmys pass the Peoples Choice Awards past the Kids Choice Awards, the Teens Choice Awards the Mark Twain Prize, the Peabody. That is definitely I lost my sitcom whenI came out and Its not like nobodywarned me. 2 Mar. She may not be gay anymore, I dont know. Ellen Degeneres: (07:31) Im gonna prescribe you pot and a pet.. Ellen's show experienced a hiatus from mid-December 2020 to mid-January 2021. Why do you say that to her?. I was so angry atfleas and I was like And I just thoughtthey must do something because I do trulybelieve that everything in nature works together. Like If theyre in someones backyard and theyre wondering around and theyrehappy and they dont have a husband. The Ellen DeGeneres Show features a recurring segment, called "Cash for Kindness," that spreads good cheer by lying to people. [crowd laughs] [claps] Youll notice the difference in as littleas 48 hours. I have a lot of ladders I have a six-foot, I have an eight-foot I have the extension, the 20-foot aluminum. And I think because my mother told me she was rocking me when I was a little baby and we went over backwards and I thought, how fast do you have to berocking a baby? The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dads vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more. and it wasntmeant to be funny. For the college grads, I want to salute you for getting your degree in science, history or whatever youre graduating in. Why? Ellen Degeneres Commencement Speech Transcript 2020, Congressional Testimony & Hearing Transcripts. This performance video featuring comic Ellen DeGeneres gets a simple treatment for its release on DVD. If youre graduating from college, Im so impressed. This show features Ellen doing the brand of comedy which made her famous, as she focuses on the sort of everyday problems and quirks to which we can all relate. Web. This was the graduation of the "Katrina Class" that entered in Fall 2005. First one is from 1984 jazzercise class I took. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Shes laying on the other sofa, she hasher phone and we were in that Instagram vortex that you get stuck in and youjust find all these different things but instead of finding something cute and sharing it and going over there and saying Like shes four feet away from me. We should be on our own path. Im there three days, Ill bring six books and Yeah. Andy Lassner: (01:15) Ill tell you that. I cant honk ever at anyone. Please, change. And the light doesnt change so theyjust creep up alongside of you. If you look at the commercials that areon the air, most every commercial is forsome type of medicine, some kind of pill and I dont knowif youve noticed it the medicine commercials The side effectsare so long that the people on the commercial are running out of activities. You know [crowd laughs] I dont know what the requirements are to get an emotional support animal but Idont think they are too tough to Its the same doctor that prescribesmedical marijuana. But I think that one thing that we all do, that Ive noticed that is We all have our song, right. [crowd laughs] Gold toilets. We put someone in a box so, you know I think everyone thinksthat all celebrities live exactly the same. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? Ellen Degeneres: (01:16) Where do you get your protein? Yep. [claps] When we try on shoes theres a little tiny mirror on the ground. Buenas tardes, estudiantes. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (1,088) 7.6 60min 2003 X-Ray 7+ Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. I mean People werent talking about dandruff. DeGeneres later returned to the Nemo franchise with the 2016 sequel, Finding Dory. My friend has really upset me by what hesaid. And he said: Well then, I shall draw you a bathmaam. And I said: You dont have to announceit all the time. He was like the Harry Styles of 1979. As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . It does get better. Still Oh, thank you. I used to work out a lot. Lea Thompson. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. She established The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund to save the mountain gorillas. Yeah, we all have our little quirks. Theyre flying and they think theyve got it all but they dont. I love you. -How long youve been doing it? She may not be gay. But then, you know, the years went on and people watched the show and liked the show saw that I was the same person I was before plus I started giving stuffaway and people love free stuff. Going out with a bang: 'Ellen DeGeneres Show' final guests include Michelle Obama. The same people who lovedme, overnight, just hated me. People People used to take Xanax when they werestressed out. We shouldve saved a fortune on that. [crowd laughs] For Petes sake! Who is Pete, and why are we doing everything for his sake? [crowd claps] Unless youre lost in the woods and you see a path. We didnt have a six but we hada nine and a half. And [crowd laughs and claps] We try on everything that were gonnaput on our body except for socks, I realize. I love being vegan. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now YouTube Movies & TV Comedy 2003 Buy TV-PG Ellen - Here and Now - Go-gurt redsoxfanification 16K views 10 years ago Ellen - walks into sliding glass. Cause people do that to me. We are just silently, without talking, sending things back and forth Like, Id send her this. Got your eye on any good medication you want to tell me about? Like, I mean Baryshnikov doesnt get askedto dance as much as I get asked to dance. Does that cancel it out in any way or What if I had two cats, does that make mequestioning or am I not quite gay at that point? Ellen Degeneres: (03:42) [crowd claps] But I do love these expressions. Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mother's back. Before I make a decision I wanna see how this is. People are always looking into things and looking for signs of what things mean. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah Ill bring a gown in case theres a captain from a boat that I have to have dinner with. But no, first I want to talk about you and your beautiful wife, because now you're in a new campaign for. I dont know if I shouldget it. Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right foryou. Why is that my job? Ellen Degeneres: (06:05) And [claps] And that time, after I came out, was really one of the hardest periods of my life, it was. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up This made her the first openly lesbian actress to play an openly lesbian character on television. Ellen Degeneres: (04:10) I think youre doing a great job. Back that ass up It was the only graduation ceremony really. What do they like Walk around, opening [crowd laughs] I heard someone say that a junk drawer is a metaphor for your life. Bread has been around forever. Its And it was raining for a long time before we got there like a month before we got there and so it was really muddy and theres like stinging thistles and all kinds of brush everywhere that youve got somebody hacking away with a machete and youre trying to get through and sometimes you had to crawl this far under, were sinking in the mud like, to our knees and three hours up the mountain at some point, I was like, to me Hes a handsome boy. A famously awkward interview clip of actress Dakota Johnson calling out TV host Ellen Degeneres resurfaced on Wednesday as fans joke that Johnson caused the show's demise. Andy Lassner: (06:14) I went on safari and I looked like I should have been on safari. Theres no reason for me to have a horn. And Andy knows this, I actually get asked every year to give commencement speeches, but theyre usually during the week and I cant do it because its the same time that I tape the show. Its very delicate. We never bought anything. Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English I mean social media is I think theres good things about it obviously and we canreach a lot of people and the world is more connected now but we dont talkanymore, our phones never if our cell phone rings Whos calling me, who would? You know, I found, Portia and I, on a Sunday afternoon. And, so when I was offered this talk show I was really excited about it, but they were trying to sell the talk show and a lot of people didnt wanna buy it because no one thought theyd watch. Everybodys fine with that. Try Rev and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. Girl, you look good, wont you back that ass up One, two a day. I mean, its amazing. I should leave him., I think were all looking for signs because were all looking for validation that were on the right path. Only when you hit the dance floor, will you dance. Read the transcript of "Ellen Degeneres: Relatable" (2018). And its a jungle out there. Get a weekly digest of the weeks most important transcripts in your inbox. We dont care. The next year she received two Emmy Award nominations for her stand-up comedy special Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now. On Thursday, the comedian said goodbye to her long-running self-titled talk show after 19 seasons of (more than 4,000 . Ill wanna have a poncho on. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up I was walking, hewas walking, he started running, I had tocatch up. Create a better, more engaging experience for every student. Im trying to do What he do, with raise the roof? Birds it turns out, love music. Youre vegan? Ellen Degeneres: (07:53) Ellen Degeneres: (06:39) Goodbye. [claps] So I had to go buy new shoes with hardersoles and when I was trying on shoes, I realized, when we try on shoes we do things were never gonna do in them. In the end, everything will be all right. We have the song like: Oh my God, thats my song. And if were at a club and that song comes on you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor. If its anything like the first month, Im going to be eating like 40 pieces of cake for no reason and only change my socks twice. Oh boy. You know what I mean? And I had something that was pretty significant that happened to me and I didnt even know I was struggling with coming out. [crowd claps] Yes, I turned 60 this year. Im full, I ate in the bathroom. And Im gonna do that with my finger for a while because, I dont wanna judge. So I have a step ladder, but I love it just the same, I do. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah With Ellen DeGeneres. I dont understand what fleas do even. [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. Ellen DeGeneres spent nearly two decades interviewing celebrities, dancing and pulling pranks, and that followed even more years in front of the camera and on stage as a stand-up comedian.. The thing is, I didnt pack correctly. Ive decided, its the best. Speech-to-Text live streaming for live captions, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition API. [crowd claps] Theyve got the coexist bumper sticker on theback listening to NPR knitting a hemp scarf If I see a Prius going fast, Im like: Good for you! I dont know why it is. I mean [crowd laughs] Its about winning. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. In my life, Ive been through some incredible highs and some tremendous lows, and the one thing thats true about both of them is that they pass, so cherish the good times. Even if we dont understand it, it doessomething for something else. So I get downstairs and my friend isstill down wandering around in thehallway and Im like: What are you still doing here? And hes like: Im lost. And Im like: Ohmy God. How many times have I shown you the frontdoor? DeGeneres will send a producer or an audience member out into the . I get out of the tub and Batu hadforgotten to put the towel next to thetub. Unless, of course, you got your degree at TikTok, then youre set for the rest of your life. Thats [crowd laughs] Sliced bread really came about In 1928 somebody decided to slice it, in 1928. I was told that today is Teacher Appreciation Day. 4. She said she held my head. I cant No. Hum. Yeah, but heres the thing. By Morgan Sung. I just started eating a piece of fish once in a while and Ill eat eggs from chickens that I know. "The truth is, I always trust my . Thats not important. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so -But theres two in the bush. Theres a key and you dont know what its to. If youre in your forties and youre still living in your parents house, maybe then find another dream. Ellen DeGeneres didn't grow up thinking that she'd be a pioneer in the fight for LGBTQ equal rights and visibility. I did not graduate college. Extend your content reach and maximize your engagement rates. Makes sense now. Ill tell you. Its your hand. With tear-stained cheeks, Ellen DeGeneres signed off her chatshow for the final time on Thursday, ending a daytime TV juggernaut that had lasted 19 years. And I'm like "I'm getting a mammogram. Ellen: I know! Does she still have the cats? Theyve gotten a pottery class, theyve played frisbee with a dog. [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sends me this. The show was actually called "These Friends of Mine" in its first season, but the name was changed to avoid . I mean all throughout history, no one sliced it? Its like [crowd laughs] Doing the bathmat scoot. That is lovely energy. That was a mistake, too. And also, I have a fear of getting hit in the eye with one of those graduation caps because theyre extremely pointy and no one really pays attention. Im the be-kind girl. Hoe, who is you playin wit? We are all the same and we are all relatable. When I was 21, my biggest accomplishment was I got front row tickets to see Peter Frampton. -Yes one in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why do you call it the hand? Yep, I like these, Im gonna get these. Ladies and gentelmen please welcome ellen degeneres All right thanks aww thank you very much thank you thank you thank you very much well..thanks what a lovely way to start work.thank you very much I.. Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. [crowd laughs] [claps] Where do you get your riboflavin? Its hard to be vegan. 05:07. I'm bringing back some classic punchlines this week. And before I had that dream I didnt realize I was in a cage. But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement. Obviously, a lot of grads, this is a tough time to be starting out. But the job of graduation speaker is to give you some wisdom that I have acquired over the years, so thats what I am going to do. It's all on Hulu. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. For the shoes to see themselves, cause youcant. [crowd laughs] When I roll it, I make sure theres nothing in there, in the pockets. She has authored four books and started her own record company, Eleveneleven, as well as a production company, A Very Good Production. And theyre still looking at me And Im like: I dont wanna looklike an idiot. So, I just filled up the back seat. However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. Thats what they should be doing. Im just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off. But my grandmother lived with us when Iwas a little girl and if an Aspirincommercial came on the air she would getup from the sofa, go to the TV turn itdown, stand in front of it and hum a hymnreally loudly like [Ellen hums a hymn] So you can imagine my fascination with Aspirin when I was a little girl. Ill do that, thank you. The sentence repeats I to emphasize Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah The Suspiria actor made that much very clear in her Nov. 27 appearance on The Ellen Show. Those look good. Its at the beginning, not so much, but now Yeah, it was tough in the beginning. The bar is set pretty low at this moment. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? I was working out like six days a week and then I had a sports injury. Now Id like to talk to you aboutgay. Did someone have a bird in the hand and said: Theres two in the bush. Its when I learned that the truth will always win. "If it has lifted you up when you're in a period of some type of pain, some type of sadness . I said: Well, they werent watchingme at night. I think it sounded like that. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. Its the news, without the news. And I thought I wouldlike to talk to God, not just pray but Iwould love to be able to pick up the phone and call up God and ask questions and get the answers. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Ellen Degeneres: (01:39) I went through sort of a bad girl phase, Iwas on Aspirin. Boss died by suicide at a hotel Tuesday, according to a report from the Los Angeles medical . But now Im countin this Whenever we passsomeone going slow we have to see what they look like. Im gonna give you something for that. She opens the show with an obligatory . Just draw the bath. So Im sitting in the tub and Im lookingout of the window at the rose garden and Tatiana was tending to the roses and I knocked. According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . DeGeneres sent an email to staffers at "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" on. Because the birds in the jungle have never heard Kendrick Lamar. This is This is a true story. The guest list for the final show. And I thought: Oh my God, I am gonna godownstairs Im gonna write the most relatable special that anybody has ever seen. So after Lupita got me dressed and combedmy hair I just couldnt wait, I was just the whole way down the escalator, Im like, this is gonna be so good. Gillian: And it didn't happen. "I learned. And my dad put me onhis shoulders to get a better look at him cause you know how four-year-olds loveCharlton Heston. Id like to speak to the manager. Im And Im kind, Im a good person. Its like Little holes everywhere, you think: Whos gonnato see it? Youre worried that someones gonna know and so, it is on your mind, so subconsciously were aware of that. Im slicing it. What do you guys think, do you like them? She started with an announcement to the four million viewers of The Ellen DeGeneres Show: "Goodbye to the resolution to read," she quipped, "and hello to the resolution to be on the front cover of O in '09!" Then the crusade intensified. And some signs are easier to spot than others. Hi, everyone and welcome. I just [crowd claps] Ill buy a new car, I dont care. I was 10 years old. In 2008, she married her longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi. My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. dear Ellen. -Alright, Ill just get the salad then. In 2004the year Ellen and Portia started datingDeGeneres purchased a 2,000-square-foot home in Hollywood Hills for $1.275 million. You say: Id like to try those on a size six. They come out with boxes. Ellen Degeneres: (00:53) Actually, you dont even have to be that smart, just dont tell people to drink bleach. They dont even Theyve done some gardening, theyve gone on a picnic theyre on the lake in a boat, theyve gone to get ice cream. -Are you in any pain? OK You know what words not in there? Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. Nothing happened, so they just And then finally, in 1928, some gay guy, you know he was gay, for sure. [crowd laughs] Hm. Have you dined with us before? I dont know, you know. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up "What a beautiful, beautiful journey that we have been on together," DeGeneres told the crowd. Andy Lassner: (08:16) I thought so, I thought [crowd laughs] Theres nothing more embarrassing than when you pass up a slow driver to showthem the proper way of driving. I was also told that today is Chicken Appreciation Day. Ill take my black American Express card and Ill just squeeze it. Thank you so much. I dont No. The place with all the words? You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah Ellen Degeneres: Here and Now features a concert which was captured live at the Beacon Theater in New York, and was originally broadcast on HBO. Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. 2. Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that The talk show was put on pause after Ellen tested positive for COVID-19. The performance is in English, with no multiple language options included. No cant have the chicken. Ellen Degeneres: (05:38) And where are my softball coaches at? Heathens. He was popular, too. I know you dont think thats as important but it really is. Deathly allergic. I was, you know My hair was different. Thank you. Ellen DeGeneres trying to convince us that her show is ending because of lack of creativity, when we know it's Dakota Johnson who ended it. Actress Lea Thompson supported Garrett's claims by tweeting, "True story. DeGeneres' stand-up success led to her own sitcom, "Ellen," which aired from 1994-1998. "Hi Everyone, I want to let you all know . And when we see signs like that we think that means that were on the right path which by the way, we are all on a path. Shes your friend, shes my friend. Her name is Brenda [Akin-Rambo 00:07:00]. Trees have leaves. During the fourth season of Ellen in 1997, she came out as a lesbian in an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. 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